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Jonah is gay
Omg he is so jonah
by Coxoxoxolol April 4, 2022
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Jonah

You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️
Omg jonah are you breaking up w me?!
by People who did me dirty April 13, 2022
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Jonah

Jonah is a kid with dimples and curly hair. They’re also not very funny and have lame comebacks.
by Restroom January 17, 2021
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jonah

the most smexy guy in the world he gets all the girls
jonah gets sloan,angie,shylah,ambrille, and way more
by jake paul daddy March 22, 2021
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jonah moreno

jonah is maximes friend
maxime like to text jonah moreno
by m4xim3 April 2, 2021
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Jonah Ranz

Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly Halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow colleagues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vicinity crazily.
yoooo Jonah Ranz whats up! or YOOOO JON RANCH
by user 294850292 June 12, 2021
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Jonah Woodburn

Jonah Woodburn is a fictional name combining two of the best elements of the human naming convention.

Being the direct antithesis to words created to insight suffrage, (such as Gimogen) Jonah woodburn has been created to bring a temporary state of nirvana when heard. The short lived euphoria is often used a gift to someone truly in need.
Max: “Jonah woodburn!”
Ruben “ohh yes! Thank you!”
by Bushwalk August 17, 2024
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