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Jason

Jason is a notorious pedo who likes to rape little kids in a van and take them to the basement to torture with his small and wide chode. He drives a white van around then lures kids into the van. He is also autistic and gay af.
DID YOU HEAR JASON FUCKED HIS TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
REALLY?
YEAH AND THEN SHE DIED SO F
This is just a joke pls don't hate
by Creme le penis December 17, 2019
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jason

you're jason, kill yourself
by cockdaddy October 20, 2016
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Jason

Jason loves Taylorrrr
by hoolagirl June 26, 2010
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jason

- someone who knows nuthin
- a marklar
- has gremlins
- a berkelite
- a jive turkey
- that guy is a jason
- you really jasoned that
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Jason

A retarded hoe who likes freshman and says “bbRroTtHeeeEErrrR “ also known as GAYSON and is into females who are younger than him because hes a pedophile who cant get a girlfriend his age . Also he cant read unless is about fortnite
jason is out of there
by nunnayabidnessho October 15, 2019
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Jason

This specifically refers to a Jason M.

Charismatic, charming, handsome, seemingly gentle, funny, wildly intelligent and speaks multiple languages.

His ability to mirror others and create rapport at first appears to be an admirable trait. He comes across as kind, generous, humble; an under-appreciated gem of mankind. Depending on your level of awareness, you will quickly fall for him.

Ladies, please do not be fooled. This man is MASTER manipulator. He has an incredible talent of feigning genuine emotion. Nothing about him is genuine besides the fact that he gets off by “pulling one over” on others.

Impulsive, addicted to adrenaline, successful and appears to be calm most of the time. He will use every card he has against you-most of the time his strategy is so smooth that you won’t even be aware of the game you’re unwillingly playing.

Possible sex addict. Possible drug addict. He’s dangerous and if you have come across this and have any doubts, RUN, do not walk, away. This is especially fitting if you live stateside. There’s
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