internet

Something that's for cunts, along with TV.

TV and the internet are for cunts. The only reason I'm on the internet right now is so I make it one step closer to being shut down.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

internets

The term "internets" was used by George W. Bush to correctly refer to the two existing internets: internet and internet2. Internet2 is used by educational institutions for high-bandwith data transfers where as the first internet -- the one usually used by the average person -- is best-known for its hypertext protocol.
Ignorant media made fun of Bush for using the plural of internet not realizing that the joke was on them. They should have done more research by visiting www.internet2.org

I hear there's rumors on the internets...

--George W. Bush referring to the two actually existing internets

by natrium November 8, 2004

Interneting

To 'internet' or the act of browsing the internet, normally for porn.

See http://internet.urbanup.com/48113

Dave comes home from a hard day at the coal mine and boots up the laptop to do some interneting before his wife comes home!

by Thief Of Navarre March 16, 2009

The Internet

Paradise in quarantine.

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.

by Pialinist June 12, 2020

internets

The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

The Internet

An amazing and equally terrifying place, where you can do whatever you want... but have to be aware of everyone so you don't get lots of haters, trolls, the grammar police etc...

Wow, man. The internet is awesome!
Watch out for trolls! >XD

by AreYouSureI'mACat April 7, 2015

internet

Internet. Where do i start? Internet is this thing you're using right now. and you use it to watch freakin' memes and shit.
also watching some other things.

Person: wow i cant believe theres internet! ill use it for the first time
*Person sees porn*
Person: NEVERMIND BYE

by ExactoNaomiZaraGunnerGoYEET September 13, 2018