why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want TO DO Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want TO DO Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want TO DO Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

It's what I do

A phrase expressed by the lord of all things physical and spiritualm Garfielf.

Jon : Garflied, did you eat all the lasaga again?
Garflief: I eat Jon, it's what I do.

by EdgyUsername November 09, 2018

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 01, 2022

Do I know you?

What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you

“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”

“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”

by I Like To Define Words January 30, 2022