Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020

Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.

Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022

hot pocket punch

When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.

"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."

by hegwog November 1, 2022

exploded hot pocket

An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.

Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.

by I.A Games October 13, 2019

heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.

Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.

by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016

Hot Pocket Guy

AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.

“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe

“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe

“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe

by Joe Abraham June 3, 2019

Brazilian Hot Pocket

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!

I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.

by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019