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holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.
I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.
by Vanity_$ December 30, 2008
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Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.
"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."
by TrakPak December 4, 2018
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Holidazed

To be in a confused state of mind after returning from holiday. In a complete haze post-holiday.
My weekend vacation to Ibiza has left me holidazed - I don't even recognize my home!
by LS_GA May 14, 2014
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Holidaypression

The awful feeling that you get when you realize that Christmas is over, and you have to get back to normal life.
"Man, Christmas is great, I'm going to have so much Holidaypression!"

"Damn, Christmas is over. I'm so Holidaypressed now."
by Nick67 January 5, 2010
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holiday postal

When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.
If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!
by TyAdalyn September 25, 2010
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holiday-spammer

A holiday-spammer is a person who sends a mass holiday greeting text/email/or post to all of his or her friends on holiday's such as Christmas and New Years.

Most holiday-spammers are those friends you never hear from except on these occasions.
Every Christmas I received my phone is spammed with holiday greetings from my friends I hardly talk too, they are such holiday-spammers.
by GrammerNoGood December 28, 2011
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Holiday Dip

The act of ditching your family during the holidays to aviod long conversations and looking at baby pictures.
My mom was about to show everyone my baby pictures so I pulled of a Holiday Dip.
by Mr.Impeccable February 19, 2012
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