mangled hangry

Typically a person who gets not only hangry, but easily offended by talking to them like how "men talk to other men". Hence the mangled term. After confirming the other person is officially hangry... Only men strike with head on samurai precision for the kill. Thus, being left "mangled" by another man's low blow insult. instantly, increasing the emotional distraughtness from hangry to leveled up "mangled hangry" or leveled down how ever your perception views it. Being a victim of someone hangry treating you like shit. Easily 1up by insulting the hungry son of a bitch with your savory taste of cut-throat insult comedy. Good luck and happy cut throating.

"That jerk, Mike is mad at me because I ate his snickers candy bar". Son of bitch just lightweight snapped at me. But I bluntly told him a joke about his ugly wife.that just made him pissed off to a point he felt like his soul was ripped out of body and left "mangled hangry".

by asshole rick December 7, 2019

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D-Hangry

Resulting mood of a sex depraved, middle-aged woman (aka. Cougar) who desperately needs to eat a D.

Her cold stare and crooked snarl made it quite evident that Karen was surely D-Hangry! Run Carl!!!

by Robinksi December 17, 2021

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perpetually hangry

When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more

Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.

Sebastian: you good bro?

Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.

Sebastian: calm dow…

Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY

(Based on real events)

by Karlmalthus April 2, 2022

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