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Handy-dime(s)

Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.
Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.

OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better
by RockynRobyn September 9, 2021
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Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.
Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi
by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022
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Handy Foursome

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required
“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome
by Cuntcrusader69 May 2, 2023
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Handy

A combination of Andy and Harrison who are relied on to complete a job. Handy is an abbreviated form of listing the two people
“Do you guys need a handy?” “Get Handy to do it!”
by Andosgee October 29, 2020
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Handy

When a person walks on a cross walk when the red hand is up. A handy can only be comited twise. Plural:Double Handy
When I drove past Reserve Street I saw a young man commit a Handy.
by TacoSaurus69 February 27, 2011
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cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick
by The_rabbits November 13, 2017
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OTP Handy

OTP stands for over the pants, and handy obviously meaning hand job. Basically just a way to make being jerked off from outside of the frabric of your pants sound a little more cool and classy.
JT: How about an OTP handy for your boy?

Maggie: Well since you put it that way, I suppose.

JT: Start rubbin denim then girl what you waiting for?!...
*fft ffft fft fft ffft*
JT: Aww yeah that’s it....
by Boxx Cutta January 7, 2019
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