Damn Husband

A husband that pisses off all your friends and your parents like him because of his job

That damn husband is just the worst, we all hate him.

by Are Kelli September 1, 2022

Husband-to-be

Someone you have to wait for 3 years,
it's always 3 more years,

fate delayed 3 years,
where's George P Bush?

My husband-to-be is the one I waited for

by [e-mail] May 23, 2025

mommy miller’s husband

abia

abia is mommy miller’s husband

by bahsvsh May 28, 2021

drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

Best husband

The name Hamza is the best husband you can get, because he is sexy, beautiful and can make food and he is fun being with. And he is good in the bed.

Hamza the best husband

by Josefine1122 November 3, 2019

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022

husband hangover

Husbandhangiver-The exhaustion wife gets after she chooses to work too hard over the weekend with her husband by over doing and not giving herself enough self care and sleep.

it is critical the wife doesn’t over do and implement self care and proper sleep to avoid a husband hangover. Julie had a husband hangover the morning after she chose to stay up too late watching Netflix before her early morning work day

by acapellawoman February 23, 2024