Joey Hamilton

A freaking loser that never knows when to shut up

Your being such a Joey Hamilton right now

by ItzMeGreeny May 26, 2018

Karissa Hamilton

The most beautiful girl on this earth, she always knows how to make you smile, and has great booty. Everything about her is perfect.

Karissa Hamilton is my girl

by Phantomleviathan June 24, 2023

George Hamilton

The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.

Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?

by TheToesKnows May 15, 2025

Hamilton

He's reliable with the LADIES!

HAMILTON! Sir, he knows what to do in a trench, ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean, HAMILTON!

by BlueNinjaFrog October 12, 2020

carter hamilton

carter hamilton is the hottest person in the entire world, he is also the best hockey player ever

1.hey do u know carter hamilton?
2.omg yes he is sooo cute

by i69am69hot69 November 12, 2021

Devin Hamilton

The boy by the name Devin Hamilton. An awesome dude that i'm head over heels for. Damn.

Boy howdy Devin Hamilton is a sweetie

by Junip3r May 8, 2018

alexander hamilton

it’s a cool american sex act where you stick a quill in someone’s ass and fill it with ink.

i love doing this with the homies.

bro 1: hey bro, i just gave my gf a hot alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way man, give me one.

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022