gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Ts bird is gurting:

See ts bird?
What it's doing is very smart.
But also very dangerous.

by stupidLithium April 20, 2025

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random dude off of tiktok who literally is so unfunny

friend: “yogurt”
gurt: “yo wsg”
Or
Gabriella: “im sad”
Jake: “I hope you feel better”
Gabriella: “Thanks so much I appreciate you”
Jake: “Of course!”
gurt:”yo”

by mariah the scientist fan September 30, 2025

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A Friend/Acquaintance

YoGurt How are you?

by boouwe January 26, 2023

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Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

See ts duck, what he is doing is very smart, but at the same time it could be considered very dangerous
See ts duck, he's gurting

by balooney76 April 15, 2025

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Gurting

Doing something that’s smart but also very dangerous

me: yogurt
gurt: ikiab I was gurting

by Gurt10203 April 17, 2025

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When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

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