by ARB_Official May 25, 2022
by Anonymous[89384] October 01, 2018
by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
by Anonomous4002 July 07, 2020
by onethingthatsticksinmycraw December 29, 2022
Spencer Groves is an American Baseball player and Internet Personality. Born July 18th, 2006 Groves (at 16 years old) is a dominant force on the mound
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by MLBProspectCamp December 29, 2022
The Grove is a cluster of four primarily freshman-designated dorms at Grand Canyon University. The Grove has never had one night of peace between the late night gatherings in the field, the constant fire alarms being set off, the parties and the students’ tendency to howl out their windows at night. The Grove Dorms are much fancier than your average dorm room, which would make more sense housing adults as nice studio apartments than college freshman.
Each dorm in The Grove had a reputation that somehow its residents always tend to embody.
Acacia (aka VapeCacia)
Juniper (aka JunipNerd)
Ironwood (aka IronHood)
and Willow (aka WillHoe)
Each dorm in The Grove had a reputation that somehow its residents always tend to embody.
Acacia (aka VapeCacia)
Juniper (aka JunipNerd)
Ironwood (aka IronHood)
and Willow (aka WillHoe)
Guy #1: where are you living this year?
Guy #2: i’ll be in the grove dorms on 2nd floor of ironwood
Guy #1: right on! i’m in the grove dorms too, willow 6th!
Guy #2: i better be invited to those parties then
Guy #1: did you see the lopes barstool post about the guy in acacia who thought it had no roof?
Guy #2: VapeCacia is full of air heads😅the grove dorms stereotypes are never wrong
Guy #2: i’ll be in the grove dorms on 2nd floor of ironwood
Guy #1: right on! i’m in the grove dorms too, willow 6th!
Guy #2: i better be invited to those parties then
Guy #1: did you see the lopes barstool post about the guy in acacia who thought it had no roof?
Guy #2: VapeCacia is full of air heads😅the grove dorms stereotypes are never wrong
by insecureitalian October 31, 2021