The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 29, 2016
The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.
by Pawpaw is the best January 23, 2019
Where you don't bathe for 3 days or more and then proceed to have hot rough sex with the oil from your skin as lubricant
Dang dawg me and that bitch camped out for a week, didn't shower and I grease drilled her with my slick cock.
by M401 September 10, 2011
“J-Roc’s making his little ‘grease film’ here and he thought it’s appropriate for me to just start slapping that lady on her bum but I’m not comfortable doing that, to tell you the truth.”
“I want nothing to do with your greasy cheesy porn J-Roc.”
“I want nothing to do with your greasy cheesy porn J-Roc.”
by zatchbell622 March 14, 2019
by nicole95j April 10, 2016
Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?
Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!
Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!
Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!
Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!
by sotaku22 September 16, 2011