The solution is simple, don't gooch it up!
by CAVOK January 06, 2012
The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.
by wanker Jord January 22, 2008
The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
by penno April 27, 2008
Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region
by My name February 11, 2003
The hair on the space between or on your balls, and your butt hole, usually very irritating, and will often cause discomfort.
Dude, my gooch grass has been KILLING me all day today!" "Yeah dog, i ripped a bunch of grass out earlier today!
by DilDough Queefingstein October 30, 2010
The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.
I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.
by RickyBaker3 December 29, 2020