Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
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Get the Dvd Global Empress mug.Reyster Yton, the multitalented Filipino idol, has been given the title "Global Visual" by Dispatch and his fans.
He earned this title because of his mesmerizing visuals and commanding stage presence. People who have seen him in person say he looks unreal and captivating
He is a member of rthe global pop group, HORI7ON. It is a group that formed through ABS-CBN's idol reality-survival show Dream Maker
He earned this title because of his mesmerizing visuals and commanding stage presence. People who have seen him in person say he looks unreal and captivating
He is a member of rthe global pop group, HORI7ON. It is a group that formed through ABS-CBN's idol reality-survival show Dream Maker
Who is the Global Visual? It's none other than Reyster!
The Global Visual has arrived! Let's say hello to Reyster.
Reyster looks stunning! He is, indeed, a Global Visual.
The Global Visual has arrived! Let's say hello to Reyster.
Reyster looks stunning! He is, indeed, a Global Visual.
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Get the Global Visual mug.It is the tool through which you make your voice heard when no one is listening to you. Other definition of social media .
Social media platforms act as global megaphones today, allowing us to communicate instantly and on a global scale.
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The big protest week (or day) for the pro-Palestinians on the X (formerly Twitter) platform. Called out by Palestinians. It is not only about Palestine, but also for other countries experiencing genocide such as Sudan and Congo.
The most common rule of a global strike is to prevent talking about anything not related to the genocide (or "interests").
The most common rule of a global strike is to prevent talking about anything not related to the genocide (or "interests").
Sane person: "I don't want to participate in a global strike."
Insane pro-Palestinian: "How dare you! Don't stop talking about Palestine, your silence is complicit."
Sane person: "You guys act like the GoAnimate counterpart of Boris from Caillou."
Insane pro-Palestinian: "How dare you! Don't stop talking about Palestine, your silence is complicit."
Sane person: "You guys act like the GoAnimate counterpart of Boris from Caillou."
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Get the global strike mug.The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.
This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
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