Fremont Geyser

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser." " You nasty bastard."

by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

Fremont Geyser

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."

by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

grape geyser

the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.

Dude, The sex was so good she let me give her the grape geyser!

by ubfrfrg March 5, 2022

Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023

Poes gesig

People that wipes their face with a used sanitary pads

Go wash your face your poes gesig

by Thunder One July 22, 2023

oopsie-gaysies

When a man of consenting age and an otherwise staunch and unblemished record of heterosexuality has a brief and importantly unintentional bromantic moment with one of the dudebros involving one or both of their weiners

“Bruh.. me and Tyrone had a moment last night.. call it an oopsie-gaysies..”

by Chad the Virgin June 23, 2023

Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024