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Jankster Gangster

From the word Jank meaning messed, screwed or fucked up. This is a person who walks around like hot shit on a golden platter but acts more like a cold turd on a paper plate.
He asked me out on a date, then that jankster gangster left me with the tab.
by Kokopellisweety March 6, 2020
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Gangster Dracula

When one becomes so gangsterish, that they must feed off the blood of the none gangsterish. Making them a Fangster. The most powerful of all Fangsters is Gangster Dracula.
"You can't possibly compare me and Billy D. Williams. You just can't do it, it's impossible, we're both Gangster Dracula's."
by Nikolli Black January 4, 2010
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Gangster Psychology

Psychologically speaking, schizophrenia isn't real. (Pick up line)

Interesting

Anyways, wtf's up. I bet all of you randoms have been fucked up since childhood...

That was an ultimate catfish, the silence was golden.

Look, I just got initiated into every gang this year.(fuck 2020 bros)

Look what's the definition of Guirella Warfare backwards. (Obviously)

Can you imagine how I've pissed all the wrong people off? I was like fuck Schizophrenia bro.

(Are you starting to get Gangster Psychology?)

Cause Astrologically speaking I'm an Aries & I'm #1 bros.

As in: I come before thee, biblically speaking.

Side note: Did you know that a common modern day parable is a metaphor using an English narrative like a simile for similarity, Literally? (I have you fucked up if you don't know Native English, 'statistically the most common global language,' Theology & Psychology, scientifically speaking.)

Cause I'm a fucking Gangster bitch. & they all have me absolutely fucked up on that one, Anonymously.

I would update your processing if you don't know who Anonymous is btw. (Youtube that shit, fuck Google temporarily.)

Anyways, I just somehow know I produced massive incoming damage. (Next Level that shit.)

Anyways, as an example, I invented Gangster Psychology. I'm fucking Captain Anonymous very fucking obviously. (Incoming Damage)

Ultimate Cliffhanger. (End Narrative)

Ps: What's a Gangster Disciple?
Wtf <---(Ultimate Catphishing=Gangster Psychology'.)
Do you not know Gangster Psychology bro? Wtf's your problem?
by WreckingGirl December 1, 2020
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confessional gangster

A person who expresses potentially controversial opinions in some sort of comfort space (confessional, Twitter, text message) in which they do not have to face the reaction directly.
Jay always is talking smack on twitter, but avoids me in real life. What a confessional gangster.
by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019
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Gangster tickle

When a shorty swirls her tongue around your asshole
Sk: “yo broski I was gettin wozzles from this ting and she stuck her tongue in my ass.
Dk: sayin shorty gave u dat gangster tickle ahlie xD
by Bucklys May 13, 2022
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gangster code

by thomas a martin jr June 1, 2018
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Rehab gangster

A rehab gangster is a person currently in rehab who always talks about how hard and tough they are. All their stories are bullshit, and at heart they are a pussy.
That dude at that meeting is such a rehab gangster.
by Kingheroin March 12, 2018
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