A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.
During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps
by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

A very popular handgun released in 1987. The pistol has the same characteristics like other previous models and the frame size of the service pistol classic G17.
Glock 18
by polswert1 July 26, 2023

A series of polymer Austrian handguns developed 1980s-present day that are very iconic and popular in rap culture. This has led to posers and ‘gangstas’ calling every handgun a ‘Glock’, thus making Glock a blanket term for handguns.
by cac45 May 12, 2024

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

When someone has a very deep voice you say they sound similar to the very loud and deep sound of a glock
by PotatoMika March 13, 2021

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022
