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fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking 

The fixed version of what you would type if you want to see urban dictionary have a crisis. It used to be “get the fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug” (search that up in urban dictionary), but then there would be an extra mug at the end of a sentence. I am taking this too seriously, so let me just excuse myself and die.
Person 1: hey let me search “fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking” up so I can get a kick out of urban dictionary having a crisis.
*after searching this up urban dictionary comes through the screen with a mug and a gun
Person 1: shit *dies*
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fresh as a fucking daisy 

"I saw him this morning and he said `Wow you look as fresh as a fucking daisy!` (with mocking English accent)"

Steve-O
Gumball Jackass

Wot you fuckin lookin at

Another Chav phrase simply meaning 'Is something the matter?'
Wot you fuckin lookin at you fat shit!?

give me a fucking cookie 

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.
Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH 

this term is tom greatly insult someone, it is most commonly said while yelling/screaming
some one usually says this term when greatly insulted, or just to be a fucking cunt that wants to hurt someones feelings
Joe: *kicks you in the nuts*

you: "YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"
or, conversely:

you: "YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"
Joe: you will be personally be arrested for hurting my mother fucking feelings!

son of a fucking whore bitch 

This goes beyond son of a bitch or calling someone a whore, this shows that you are really pissed and won't take it anymore, used for both men or women with this one.
your boss writes emails behind your back about your production, "son of a fucking whore bitch!"
you get in trouble at school, and when you get home, your dad yells "son of a fucking whore bitch" cause he knows you're the milk mans

buy a fucking vowel 

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge
My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!
buy a fucking vowel by joe November 5, 2004