Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.

Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.

by benb92 August 29, 2009

Frosting a Duece

Frosting a Duece is an unusual practice which involves a man taking a duece and then proceeding to masturbate until he ejaculates onto it.

*Note: A man may also frost someone else's duece

Dude! I was taking a shit this morning and it got me so worked up I ended up frosting that shit!

So this whole time you've been frosting a duece?

by Peteytreats August 6, 2009

Frosted Flake

When a guy cums on girl and it drys then they peel it off.

Cristin had a frosted flake on her arm the other day.

by daultonn August 3, 2008

Frosted Flakes

When a girl has pubic dandruff and you ejaculate onto her flaky crotch.

Jessica wanted to use Head and Shoulders anti-dandruff on her vag but I suggested we try getting kinky by frosting her flakes. After I was done I suggested Frosted Flakes to a good friend who also had dandruff

by Croblse December 18, 2014

bomb frostings

1. really good/cool; the shit
2. awesome in several ways
3. cupcakes from Lazy Sunday

Ex 1. Yo that chick is super hot AND smart she goes to Boston College? Damn, she got all the bomb frostings.

Ex 2. Babe i love that sweater its the bomb frostings!!

by lhsb11 August 15, 2007

frost rider

Andy is gay, as in like he is gayest to the extreme he also makes up the word and his friends post it on a website to make fun of the little ass hole.

dude andy is a frost rider

by Joey Coppick December 27, 2007

hoar frost

When a hooker drops her panties in the middle of winter

Damn, boy! That bitch done got some hoar frost

by kurtbeans45 December 19, 2014