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Benjamin Franklin

When a female wears your colonial Whig when you’re giving her a proper D-style, preferably in the South.
Cornwall: Hey brethern, did you give that girl a proper d-style?
Ben: Yes, I gave her the Benjamin Franklin. She’s coming back over tomorrow for a George Washington.
by kingdom man October 8, 2021
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Taylah Franklin

A bitch who thinks she’s the smartest bloody fit in the whole fucking world, yet what she doesn’t realise is that we are conspiring with demonic happy llamas.
“Here comes Taylah Franklin the bitch
by Alpacachinno March 22, 2020
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Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.
Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
by Smith Miller January 15, 2025
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the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare

The bodies are getting colder.
we are in the walls frank, don't act like you cant hear us.
we haven't forgotten you yet.
frank:What is that awful noise in the walls
the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare:We feast on your life force franklin...
by fiilo November 5, 2021
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Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
by BonerSlap June 21, 2017
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Kirk Franklin

Kirk Franklining youmeans you will get cussed out if you disrespect me and my family
We were having a reasonable conversation when someone said something out of pocket and I issued a warning telling them “don’t make me Kirk Franklin” you
by The original Queen Bee March 16, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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