Kelsea Feathers

Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.

Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.

by anonymous December 14, 2024

Featherful

something that is full of feathers.
a nickname for a unnaturally hyper, happy, and flighty person.

God that drama chick is so Featherful!

by SlightlySaneHPer May 14, 2008

Feather

Means warm. Like lukewarm. Referring to the tempature.

Yooo Deborah it’s mad feather in here.

by anonymous October 18, 2020

Goat feather

To have sex with a goat while wearing a feather headdress.

I got caught goat feathering the neighbors pet.

by Goat feather June 22, 2021

Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

Feather

Feather (Noun) The name of a woman that is very intelictly strong and physically fit. She is a woman that has high integrity and will do the right thing no matter what, even if it doesn't suit you or your beliefs. She can hold her own and is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She is a good friend and extremely good lover. She is bold and she is a great story telller of her time. She is proud of her name and knows she is named after the most powerful spiritual gift, tool, native medicine one can begotten. So powerful the government even made it illegal for just anyone to possess. She is a free sprit by nature and has love for all things. She will protect her family and friends against all odds including Laggers (Men who are part Lion & Tiger) mixed together makes for a Lazy Fat Hairy Man with no morals or standards. These people have no chance at winning against Feather. She is the type of woman that is not afraid to shoot!

"I want to be just like Feather." "Feather is Wendi's best friend."

by feathershark March 27, 2025