fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)

you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.

by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008

Fart it

To bookmark a website/page.

"He check out this site".. "yea cool, I farted it" or "This sites cool you should fart it."

by Jason January 20, 2005

fart

the act of releasing gas out of your <butt>

o.m.g! that nerd next to me just farted!

by connor ketterer October 15, 2006

Fart

Expulsion of trapped methane in the anus, possibly the funniest thing ever.

Tom: "Dude I just farted!''
Bob: " hahahahaha... ''

by II Sammeh II August 30, 2010

fart

a smelly sound that is emitted from the anus (also known as the pooper). It may cause people around u 2 puke,choke or run away in fear.

the sound of a fart is: phhhheeeeeeeeew plaa BOOM!

by belly bottom man October 15, 2006

Fart

a turd wistleing for the right of way.

Hey Steve did you fart?

(Steve)Nah, it was just a turd telling my underwear to merge over and let it pass.

by manvan captain kirk December 28, 2009

fart

gaseous pressure on the sphincter muscle eventually resulting in release and relief

I sit at my desk and fart silently; then I spray the air to cover the smell.

by Hikoo October 15, 2006