ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 March 05, 2012

Halo Ego

Ego that causes you to Hog Diff someone in Overwatch. Alternatively, it could be the perceived Ego of a Halo Player.

That Halo Ego, won't last long in OW

by Gruntyman March 03, 2024

Ego Warrior

"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.

Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.

by HaloBetty June 30, 2017

Ego Helium

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego

Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium

by De Lumpdumper April 05, 2018

Ego Page

A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.

"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"

by Bluebie December 07, 2008

ego robertson

Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.

Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.

by Johnny Mildsauce October 01, 2020

ego monster

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else

See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.

by Dream smasher February 29, 2016