virtue envy

A sense of unease that arises when another person in your circle appears more progressive, inclusive and ostentatiously virtuous than you. The endgame of virtue signaling.

Sally: "Human Resources gave us rainbow stickers to put on our folders, but Bob put his on his office door to signal his total inclusiveness. I wish I'd thought of that first!"
Martin: "You've got a bad case of virtue envy."

by IncludingButNotLimitedTo November 22, 2018

cellular envy

Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.

Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.

by Adel7 November 29, 2007

user envy

It means absolute rage for the player when he kicks his pc and throws it out the window.

That guy is experiencing user envy.

by HarryPotter75687 November 25, 2020

mac envy

a state of mind in which a mac owner realizes his once state-of-the-art computer has been surpassed by an even better mac (or iphone)

Ben: Where's Dan? I thought he'd want to help pick out my new imac.

Robert: He's at home with his blueberry G3. Decided that he can't go to the Apple store until he gets a real job. Too much mac envy.

Ben: Bummer. We should send a card.

by neurogirl312 October 23, 2010

gender envy

When you want to be Ten from Wayv/NCT so insanely bad and present your gender in the way he does.

the amount of gender envy i have for Ten is insane. i just want to sit there and look like him.

by nctology June 29, 2021

hormone envy

1. (n) the desire of a pre-hormone therapy transsexual to have the hormones of the gender they identify as

2. (n) spite and resentment at another transsexual getting hormone therapy before you do (generally accompanied by grudging respect and congratulations)

Random FtoM: "That man in the corner is giving me such hormone envy! Look at those sideburns...I bet his testosterone levels are naturally that high."

Random MtoF: "Girl, I'm glad you got your hormones, but stop gloating. I've got a really bad case of hormone envy right now; I won't get mine for another month."

by FreshAlacrity April 23, 2010

Bimbo Envy

The desire to be treated as a beautiful woman who is not very bright, commonly known as a bimbo, for sexual gratification. Akin to (large) penis envy, victims of bimbo envy are often gay men, afflicted with poor self-esteem, who use large breasted women to lure young men. They regard physical beauty as the key to happiness, yet regard hot men with a mix of pride and contempt. Symptoms include cross dressing, addictions, abusive displays, playing victim, and other antisocial behavior associated with sociopaths.

Suffering from Bimbo Envy, Sebastian threw his twink boyfriend out for making him feel old and fat, then spent a small fortune on an extreme makeover, hoping to win him back.

by Peaches and Henry September 07, 2010