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envy voter

A person who votes for progressive candidates and policies because they have made bad decisions in life and they want people who have made good decisions to subsidize their past or continued bad choices.
Far left progressives are mostly just envy voters suffering from learned helplessness.
by DonnySloot October 27, 2020
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Valor envy

The yearning for a noble cause to fight for, resulting from growing up in a generation spoiled by first-world luxuries, and thus filling the absence of real existential threats and social injustices with imagined ones, typically naming them after history's most notorious evils, racism and Nazism, and desperately trying to identify oneself with the same righteousness as those who fought actual evil.
Antifa hooligans like to pretend they're revolutionaries, but really they're just spoiled brats with valor envy.
by JokeFace June 19, 2020
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Brandon Envy

Wishing to have created a phrase like “Let’s Go Brandon” which refers to media and politicians who tell you what you distinctly see and hear is not true. They then go on to give a dishonest altered explanation which is clearly false.
by MeWebster November 2, 2021
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mac envy

a state of mind in which a mac owner realizes his once state-of-the-art computer has been surpassed by an even better mac (or iphone)
Ben: Where's Dan? I thought he'd want to help pick out my new imac.

Robert: He's at home with his blueberry G3. Decided that he can't go to the Apple store until he gets a real job. Too much mac envy.

Ben: Bummer. We should send a card.
by neurogirl312 October 23, 2010
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gender envy

When you want to be Ten from Wayv/NCT so insanely bad and present your gender in the way he does.
the amount of gender envy i have for Ten is insane. i just want to sit there and look like him.
by nctology June 29, 2021
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hormone envy

1. (n) the desire of a pre-hormone therapy transsexual to have the hormones of the gender they identify as

2. (n) spite and resentment at another transsexual getting hormone therapy before you do (generally accompanied by grudging respect and congratulations)
Random FtoM: "That man in the corner is giving me such hormone envy! Look at those sideburns...I bet his testosterone levels are naturally that high."

Random MtoF: "Girl, I'm glad you got your hormones, but stop gloating. I've got a really bad case of hormone envy right now; I won't get mine for another month."
by FreshAlacrity April 22, 2010
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Bimbo Envy

The desire to be treated as a beautiful woman who is not very bright, commonly known as a bimbo, for sexual gratification. Akin to (large) penis envy, victims of bimbo envy are often gay men, afflicted with poor self-esteem, who use large breasted women to lure young men. They regard physical beauty as the key to happiness, yet regard hot men with a mix of pride and contempt. Symptoms include cross dressing, addictions, abusive displays, playing victim, and other antisocial behavior associated with sociopaths.
Suffering from Bimbo Envy, Sebastian threw his twink boyfriend out for making him feel old and fat, then spent a small fortune on an extreme makeover, hoping to win him back.
by Peaches and Henry September 7, 2010
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