Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 June 12, 2012

ego ridens

A professional equivalent to Lol. It is Latin for “I am laughing.” You can’t type Lol in a work email but you can say Ego ridens.

Did the buyer really offer to pay above asking price? Ego ridens.

by Linev December 17, 2020

ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015

ego

To ignore someone because how popular you are

The e-girl egoed me on discord when i asked her a question

by d3vvy January 6, 2020

egoing

egoing is when someone hints towards something that they know that isn't common knowledge.
intentionally making you curious and usually leading them into being peer pressured to tell you. (called egoing because the people who do it usually have big egos thinking their smart for being untrusted and knowing stuff.)

"what's the gayest thing you've done? well I KNOW THE GAYEST THING calebs done." (egoing is hinting towards it.)

by pseudonymwillappearonline May 14, 2025

Ego Lifter

A person that lifts heavy weights with the only intention of impressing other people.

Person 1: Look at Derek, he is in the gym all the time
Person 2: Yeah, he is such an Ego Lifter

by Person1244534 February 7, 2022