deerlick

any person born, residing, or stayed longer than seven days in a red neck town.

Yo cracker!! You better get your deerlick ass out of the hood before the sun goes down.

by Mai Nguyen July 3, 2006

Backseat Dealer

One who offers unsolicited advice in regards to drug dealing. Often times the backseat dealer believes that he has the definitive solutions to all his dealer buddy's cash flow issues.

Stop being a backseat dealer dude! I understand the art of selling.

by CrementosRex July 12, 2010

deberried

To be out of contact due to one not having their Blackberry device with them.

Our boss will be deberried while he is away next week. You'll only be able to contact him at his home.

by Anthony Leong April 29, 2005

deer shits

small balls of fesses that drop out of the rectum and resembling the fesses of a deer.

I don't know what I ate last night after i left the bar but I got some wicked deer shits today.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

Dealers eighter

Similar to a bakers dozen. A dealer of marijuana will round up to 4 grams from the regular 3.5 that and eighter is.

my guy just hooked me up with a dealers eighter, its a lot better deal

by yAuknow March 25, 2011

Deer O'Clock

The hours between 3 and 4 am when deer are permitted on the road without being fined. Deer receive a very short but also punishable 5 minute grace period between 4-4:05 am which they should use to safely exit the road. The deer police will issue heavy fines if deer are caught on the road during any times other than those listed. (Also can simply be referred to as deer)

My nigga and I were bout to go out for a drive to pick up some bitches but we realized it was Deer O'Clock and knew it was too dangerous to drive with deer filling the streets.

by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel August 1, 2017

lurker deer

A deer that follows you yet does not join the conversation. It is just "there". Technically it is not the deers fault because the deer cannot speak, but it still follows you. Most people find this cute. We call these people crazy.

Crazy: Awww look at the cute lurker deer!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!

by JASPERCRAZY November 14, 2009