David

he is a very annoying person who wants to get in a fight for literally no reason >:(

Annoying David took a picture of me

by NotToucan March 3, 2022

David

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.

''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''

by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019

david

emo. emo david.

“have you met david?”

“yeah, he’s pretty emo.”

by ilovemyemoboyfriend January 7, 2022

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

david

DAVIDS usually play basketball and are typically the guy every girl falls for. DAVID's lice to go to the gym and they look very masculine.DAVIDS are shy but they are the most sweetest guy. He love spicy food and loves food in general.

ex1: DAVID IS GOING TO THE GYM TODAY
ex2: ARE YOU GOING TO SEE DAVID AT ThE GAME

by baby girl savage1 August 19, 2020

David

a guy that fucks anime bitches while playing fortnite

i was a david lastnight

by thereal21savageak February 13, 2020

David

David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.

David and Jordan

by Y’roue mama November 4, 2020