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The Cycle Of Life

The Cycle of life was invented by Mahi. If broken you are probably going to be criticized by its creator, so don’t break the Cycle of life. The Cycle of life can be broken by not having kids or not getting married. It is such an important part of life; it is the future of the next generation that's why it is so important not to break it. Many people choose to break it, and in some people's eyes it is not a big deal but for others it can be sacred and if broken you could be treated poorly by those people because of the path you've chosen.
by The CYCLE June 27, 2020
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Fartstrual cycle

The time taken to brew another fart, having just farted.

The time between farts.
During the week Linda’s fartstrual cycle was roughly 4 hours, but after a night out on the beers and a curry it could be more like 3 minutes.

Chris’s fartstrual cycle was so short he had no choice but to repeatedly crop dust economy as he fetched his next gin and tonic from the crew.
by Hyena laugh March 21, 2022
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Spinstrual cycle

When a woman is on her period and the art of manipulation, or turning things around are at its highest peak.
My girlfriend is on her spinstrual cycle, I'm not sure what is up , down , left or right..
by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017
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Pissyphus Cycle

The hydration experience. One must drink lots of water only to have to pee. Through urination, one loses the water and must continue to hydrate.
“Dude, I’m trying to drink more water but I have to use the bathroom all the time now!”

“Ah yes, the age-old Pissyphus Cycle…”
by casual nut enjoyer December 13, 2024
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Rust Cycle Tetralogy

Originally the title of a book, Rust Cycle Tetralogy is a condition in which you feel as if you are being wiped from history piece by piece, slowly over the course of an extended period of time, until you are completely gone. Your friends will forget hanging out with you. Work you've done at your job will simply disappear. That lunch you made earlier and ate? It's back on the kitchen counter, untouched. "I think I'm beginning to disappear".

This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.

While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.
"Hey Bill! remember us going the Yankees game last Tuesday night? it was so crazy that they managed to comeback and win like that at the end!"

"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."

"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"
by Forest DweIIer July 28, 2023
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Sperm Cycle

When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022
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super cycle

In baseball, it is the next step beyond a natural cycle. A "cycle" is when the batter hits a single, double, triple and home run in the same game. A "Super cycle" is those four feats plus getting on base via a walk(bb) or hit by a pitch (HBP). It is much harder to get beacuse you are swinging more often trying to hit the cycle, and you have to get at bat at least 5 times which doesn't happen too often.
My boy Mookie Betts is about to hit for a super cycle tonight 9/8/18. All he needs is a home run.
by Herb Dert August 9, 2018
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