A fake stock name used on Reddit (especially r/GME) to parody the efforts of hedge funds, which have been attempting to divert attention away from $GME by hyping up other random stocks.
"GME is cool, but I'm loading up on $CUM now" -Reddit user
"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user
"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user
by Ajfndjcoakqmdkf March 4, 2021
Get the $CUMmug. by Führer of germany January 1, 2022
Get the Cummug. by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
Get the cummug. 1-it is an acronym for the crime uproot ministry. the crime uproot ministry is an organization that works under marital law. it can only be used in situations where law enforcement has fallen and the government needs a military response. it is similar to military police but free fire is allowed for any subject that commits a crime. there are little to none regulations for the cum besides not to harm innocents. it has been used on sector 07 which is the most hostile and uncivilized sector exiled from society.
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"did you hear that the cum shot a few gang members that were robbing a store."
"excuse me what the fuck."
"excuse me what the fuck."
by tommythecommie November 24, 2021
Get the cummug. 
a sticky white liquid that is made in the seminal vesicle, inside the prostate. when sexually aroused, the vesicle is activated and start spurting out semen out of the penis
by fordashy is gay June 14, 2022
Get the cummug.