Skip to main content

go commit die

Phrase used on roblox. Used to tell someone to kill themselves.
Person 1: Bro go away you ugly ****
Person 2: go commit die
by elaboratescanner04 May 27, 2024
mugGet the go commit diemug.

Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it
Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea
by Clown rat February 11, 2020
mugGet the Commit toaster bathmug.

yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

a harry potter spell. it is one of the Unforgivable curses
voldemort: Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mugGet the yeetus yeetus commit self deletusmug.

Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
mugGet the Commit a crime against capitalismmug.

false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
mugGet the false-hope-commitmentmug.

Go Commit Viki

The action of screaming incoherently at the first person you see using a mobile device.
by Alpha Mailman May 18, 2020
mugGet the Go Commit Vikimug.

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.
person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018
mugGet the go commit vital disfunctionsmug.

Share this definition