Go commit alt+f4 urself

The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.

You should go commit alt+f4 urself kid, ur trash

by SpeedIsKey746 January 5, 2023

commit despacito

Similar to go commit die. Very poweful not to be used lightly. After use, this phrase prevents your victim from coming back, as well as engaging their cringe detectors to the maximum amount possible, making total annihilation the only outcome.

You should commit despacito

by Spicy_Memer April 2, 2024

commit die

what I want to do rn

I want to commit die

by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 28, 2022

commital

Commital is a word to describe how obligational something is.

“The meeting wasn’t as commital as I thought it would be.”

by Bettyy May 19, 2021

commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.

PLEASE COMMIT NOT DIE!

by unteched March 20, 2021

committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based

We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.

by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015

Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it

Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea

by Clown rat February 11, 2020