Jesus Christ on Jupiter

An expression when multiple things go awry at once.

I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!

by Dr. Goldtooth February 28, 2023

Crown of Christ

The Crown of Christ can be identified as a discord server which helps spread the gospel of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. The server Crown of Christ has traditional values which helps preserve masculinity and family values. Crown of Christ server can withstand any attacks from the devil and will always thrive in places where God seems absent.

I can't wait to join the Crown of Christ and get taught about a pure life.

by Ayebruhhlmao May 11, 2021

holy ravioli cheesesus christ

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people

-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022

jesus h christ

an expression of surprised digust. The H probably stands for "Holy."

"Jesus H. Sufferin' Christ."

by Valda October 14, 2003

chrusty

a person who wants people to think they are straight, but is just days away from coming out of the closet

Chris is a chrusty.

by chrusty the chester molester July 21, 2009

Christchurch

A town on the English south coast not to be mistaken for Christchurch New Zealand, it's main attraction is the sewage works that make the whole area smell like your grandad. It has the largest number of old people in the UK meaning there is no lack of war stories but a massive demand for adult diapers. Popular sports there is bingo, holding up traffic and getting to the shop without having a fall. The council decided it was cheaper to use Hurst's instead of busses because it saves on petrol. Instead if road signs they use grave stones because the cemetery ran out of space.

Hey Doris let's go to Christchurch for our holiday

by No I'm innocent March 1, 2017

christalie

Christalie is a caring person who would do anything for her friends. She is very socialized and intelligent. She's a friend who would always be with you till the end no matter what. She always speaks her mind and always help or protect others.

Person 1: Why is she so nice?
Person 2: She is a Christalie.

by AG17 August 23, 2018