cheese

A type of meat, as declared by Tommy in The Mighty Boosh.
Cheese is a type of meat,
Tasty yellow beef,
I milk it from my teat,
I try to be discrete.
by philnash December 25, 2006
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Cheese

the term cheese is when something makes you smile,like when someone says CHEESE while taking a picture.
by awesomeashley June 17, 2009
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cheesing

Huffing concentrated male cat urine to get high
"Holy crap, Kenny is cheesing balls right now!"
by ast05002 March 27, 2008
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Cheesing

Verb; The act of getting high or "tripping" off of a feline's urine and or liqude substance used to mark territories.
(See South Park)
Kenny went on a super insane cheesing trip after Cartman held down his kitty and made it spray in his face.
by Tower53 March 27, 2008
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cheesing

After the cat pissed in his face, he was totally cheesing and he ran around town naked.
by blahhhhhhhh ainsley March 27, 2008
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To cheese someone is to place cheese on this person's head or in this person's hair. Any kind of cheese can be used for cheesing, though there is a venerable tradition of using warm, partly melted swiss or provolone.
Fuckabout 1: Go on, you have to cheese him soon!

Fuckabout 2: .... OK. <puts cheese in man's hair>

Man from Kent: You are a FUCKING DISGRACE!

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Fuckabouts 1&2: Have you seen someone who could use this food? We cheesed some high-strung geezer earlier and now we're trying to do something good for someone to make up for it.

Woman: You what?

Fuckabouts 1&2: We put cheese in a man's hair.

Woman: Oh, you cheesed him. You are a couple of fuckabouts -- it's douchy to cheese someone. You've to set your karma right by helping the homeless.
by nb c lo August 15, 2009
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Cheesed

To be arrested or detained.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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