by Olaf the urbanite July 25, 2025

When someone (typically younger) used to rock retros and Lebrons because their parents used to make sure they stayed fresh and had a whole variety of them to wear back in the day, with the Ralph Lauren and the Tommy Hil. Usually used to be the freshest kid in middle school to junior year. Now shit got real and their parents stopped buying them everything and they realized that they broke af in reality but they still think they got drip so they buy and pair of socks and champion slides (usually black or says “champion” all over them) and that’s all they wear every single day, also usually with a white T shirt and gym shorts.
“Damn, I remember when that boy had all the hoes back in softmore year cause his clothes!”
“Yeah, but his people stopped spoiling him and he realized shit ain’t sweet without mommas money so he started Champion Slidin’ It”
“Yeah, but his people stopped spoiling him and he realized shit ain’t sweet without mommas money so he started Champion Slidin’ It”
by MakoDollaz October 16, 2019

by Globglogabgalabb March 20, 2023

A Want To Be BadAss Who's Controlling Over Situations And People He Has No Right Over . Gets Mad When It's Not His Way, And Believes Everything He Makes Up I'm His Head... DONT BE A BETO!!
by blank heart November 12, 2022

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.
In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.
'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'
'He's such a haircut champion'
'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'
'He's such a haircut champion'
by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011

by Mpa007 November 14, 2020

An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.
by Montana Welter December 23, 2019
