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calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.
by isabella? October 18, 2024
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Calvin

Cole : Oh my god its the goat!

Aiden : Oh its Calvin!
by TheFuckingGoatAidenMasse December 14, 2024
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Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.
Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.
by Missa Pie January 5, 2025
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Big black Calvin (bbc)

This term refers to a big thick mixed race monkey who is situated in a sad hobble apartment with his gay brother he lurks waiting to ground pound and send a shocking quack through the planet and use his black belly rolls to his advantage
*boom* big black Calvin (bbc) strikes again
by Angry-pig August 26, 2025
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Calvin Syndrome

A natural phenomenon of a male who can pull girls but can't because he is not interested or he's gay
"My friend Calvin is the prime example of Calvin Syndrome"
by archivesofvern January 7, 2026
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Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 22, 2021
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Calvin

Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).
by WynnBros January 31, 2025
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