annual callum day

A day when people celebrate callums around the world if there initials are CD and love them and praise them as gods. Traditions involve praying,human sacrifice, donuts.

Dave: Yo dale it's annual Callum Day
Gary: That's mighty pog let's go sacrifice ourselves to him and give him donuts

by www.KoolCid.com November 9, 2020

Callum burrel tait

Callum is a type of small penis,

Man1: Did you get a callum burrel tait last night?
Man2: no mine was quite big achually

GRRR,. :@

by Jake Nevil June 21, 2009

National give Callum £50 day

On October 11th it is national give Callum £50 day and u should give £50 to me cause my name is Callum

Hey have u heard of national give Callum £50 day

by Callum barr October 3, 2020

Callum Waddington

The sole reason Dr Pepper is still sold.

"Oi you seen Callum Waddington, bruv he has like 100 Dr Pepper cans a day lol."

by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020

Callum Wilkins

A weird specimen who is lost in this world, but also found in a natural habitat with a dead trim. He often doesn’t listen to when he’s being spoken to, he loves to impersonate the magician Houdini as he loves to disappear.

“Where’s Callum Wilkins gone”
“He’s done a Houdini the villa scum”

by Mandingo87 November 16, 2018

Callum

Big saddo with no life and no friends. Is extremely erotic but disgusting to look at and be around.

Hey Callum

by DefinitelyNotCallum December 14, 2021

Callum

Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.

Friend “hey have you heard of Callum”
Friend 2 “yeah he likes to finger his mum!”

by BennTy August 26, 2020