annual callum day

A day when people celebrate callums around the world if there initials are CD and love them and praise them as gods. Traditions involve praying,human sacrifice, donuts.

Dave: Yo dale it's annual Callum Day
Gary: That's mighty pog let's go sacrifice ourselves to him and give him donuts

by www.KoolCid.com November 9, 2020

Callum burrel tait

Callum is a type of small penis,

Man1: Did you get a callum burrel tait last night?
Man2: no mine was quite big achually

GRRR,. :@

by Jake Nevil June 21, 2009

National give Callum £50 day

On October 11th it is national give Callum £50 day and u should give £50 to me cause my name is Callum

Hey have u heard of national give Callum £50 day

by Callum barr October 3, 2020

Callum Stewart

This is a person who thinks he has a huge dick but actually needs a microscope to see it.

'You're such a Callum Stewart'.

by Jacko7_YT March 28, 2022

callum

the kindest sweetest most thoughtful guy on the planet. he never fails to put a smile on your face especially when he cooks you food. everyone needs a callum in their life.

person 1: hey can i have your last rolo?

person 2: no i’m saving it for callum

by youwillneverknowitsme November 29, 2022

callum

red head drug dealers

you- "you got the stuff"
callum- " bro just take the crack you already paid me" :/

by levi midnights March 3, 2020

Callum

Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.

God that guy is such a Callum

by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021