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Loin Cloth

An expansive massive of pubic hair that opaquely covers the genitals, descending from just under the naval, all the way down, then ascending towards the anus, where it may or may not end. Some loin cloths have been known to continue to just above the sacrum.
"If her sacrum was the horizon, then her loin cloth was the ocean."

"My girl digs the hairy back--but she hates the loin cloth."
by Harry Keratin January 5, 2013
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Cloth eared bint

my god are you listening you cloth eared bint?
by Saz178 June 24, 2008
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hype clothing

Disgusting brand of clothing with horrific multi coloured patterns on their shirts and jumpers. Fashionable with facebook hipsters.
Friend: "I love hype clothing!"
Me: "I didn't know you were a hipster."
by Nonanymous March 3, 2015
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Wolf in a Sheep's clothing

Ex1: "Oi dude, have you heard that song "Wolf in a sheep's clothing"?"
"Oh, that song.....! I absolute loved it!"
Ex2: (some lyrics)
"Beware, beware, be skeptical
Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold
Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning!"
(rest of the lyrics search yourself XD) ( don't be mad, i can't type too many words in so sorry for let you feel i'm being rude)
by Emptiness_123 October 18, 2021
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solar clothes dryer

My husband really surprised me this year on my birthday. He bought me a solar clothes dryer.....150 ft. of clothes line and a bag of clothes pins. Cheap bastard!
by feisty old hag November 26, 2010
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wolf in sheep clothing

A enemy who pretends to be a friend
Remember John who I thought was my friend he was only my friend trying to set me up he was a wolf in sheep clothing
by Kingchandler December 5, 2015
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bros before clothes

(n.) an important sub-rule of the bros before hoes clause in the bro code that states the bro may not, under any circumstance, ditch his bros to go clothes shopping with his hoe.
Guy 1- "Hey guys, I can't watch 300 tonight."
Guy 2- "What's up, bro? We always watch a flick on Thirsty Thursdays in the man cave!"
Guy 1- "Tiffany wanted to get a new jacket--"
Guy 3- "Wait, you're ditching us to be her shopping bitch?"
Guy 1- "It's not like that, we might buy lingerie too!"
Guy 2- "You're willing to violate the sacred rule of bros before clothes? Dishonor shall fall heavily upon your balls for this treachery, my dude!"
by Da Sperminator March 17, 2011
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