Bean Child

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!
by nugokk December 15, 2017
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child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.
Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.
by Mr. Deepinsider October 26, 2007
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rat child

"rat child" is used as an insult to a person who is someone who you do not like or has annoyed you. They are often a social outcast and a scum of the universe. They are often younger than yourself and likely to have been born because of an accident.
Tom is such a rat child, he pissed all over my chips.
by Fossy239 September 13, 2006
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Viagra Child

A child whose dad used viagra to make that child.
by Ianjib October 14, 2007
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affair child

a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.
Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!
by wannafucksobad! May 29, 2009
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Gifted Child

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.
Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?
by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009
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childs play

Reffering to something, often a task which is easy to the extent that a child, or toddler could perform the task. Can be used condesendingly in regards to another persons abilities, or skills.
"Phil what did you get on that math quiz"
"Dude I struggled, got a 60"
"Man that shit was CHILDSPLAY, I got a 120"

"Class whats 1+1"
"CHILDS PLAY"
by ManifestDestiny January 25, 2007
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