child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.
Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.
by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007
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rat child

"rat child" is used as an insult to a person who is someone who you do not like or has annoyed you. They are often a social outcast and a scum of the universe. They are often younger than yourself and likely to have been born because of an accident.
Tom is such a rat child, he pissed all over my chips.
by Fossy239 September 13, 2006
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Viagra Child

A child whose dad used viagra to make that child.
My friend's brother is a viagra child.
by Ianjib October 29, 2007
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affair child

a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.
Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!
by wannafucksobad! August 17, 2009
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Gifted Child

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.
Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?
by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009
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childs play

Reffering to something, often a task which is easy to the extent that a child, or toddler could perform the task. Can be used condesendingly in regards to another persons abilities, or skills.
"Phil what did you get on that math quiz"
"Dude I struggled, got a 60"
"Man that shit was CHILDSPLAY, I got a 120"

"Class whats 1+1"
"CHILDS PLAY"
by ManifestDestiny February 7, 2007
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child love

A synonym for paedophilia. Typically used by paedophile activist groups. The word results from the English trainslation of paedophilia - the word "child" comming from Greek "paedo"/"pais" and "love" coming from "philia".
Paedophilia felt towards girls is typically referred to as Girl Love, while paedophilia towards boys is referred to as Boy Love. Paedophiles who use these terms often refer to themselves as child lovers, girl lovers, or boy lovers. This is usually meant to describe the sexual attraction by itself.
John Smith prefers to call his paedophilic attraction child love rather than paedophilia
by Tegeth August 27, 2006
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