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Sticky Buffet

a term used to describe very amazing weed...... usually sticky
Thats the sticky buffet right there, i stuck a nug of that weed to the wall and it stayed there for a week,.. Untill i took it down and smoked it.
by Jack Mehoff alot tomorrow November 30, 2010
mugGet the Sticky Buffetmug.

Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.
Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...
by anonymous June 29, 2025
mugGet the Bathroom buffetmug.

baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.
Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
mugGet the baggage buffetmug.

Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)
Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed
by funny jokes July 10, 2020
mugGet the Buffet in bedmug.

Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.
by TripleFcups September 5, 2025
mugGet the Self serve buffetmug.

Combat buffet

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.
Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.
by rachycakes April 30, 2023
mugGet the Combat buffetmug.

The Red Buffet

The Red Buffet A.K.A. 960 CDU is a dark extortion group based on telegram. They claim to control a lot of "slaves" and sell some extorted content they call "dishes" on telegram. No one knows if they are real or not, is it a game or something real? The true mystery is all over the internet.
by juliane712 May 2, 2025
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