Thats the sticky buffet right there, i stuck a nug of that weed to the wall and it stayed there for a week,.. Untill i took it down and smoked it.
by Jack Mehoff alot tomorrow November 30, 2010

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.
Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...
by anonymous June 29, 2025

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)
by funny jokes July 10, 2020

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

by rachycakes April 30, 2023

The Red Buffet A.K.A. 960 CDU is a dark extortion group based on telegram. They claim to control a lot of "slaves" and sell some extorted content they call "dishes" on telegram. No one knows if they are real or not, is it a game or something real? The true mystery is all over the internet.
by juliane712 May 2, 2025
