Cup of Buff

When one farts in one's hand and serves it up to their own or another's face.

He just served me the foulest cup of buff when I turned my head.

While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.

by forgottencastaway July 10, 2017

buff Q

Buff Q is basically a joke. It's a video where a person that looks extremely close to Quackity with huge muscles is playing with what it seems like a dog. Quackity confirmed it wasn't him.

Person A: Man, have you seen the Buff Q meme? It's hilarious!
Person B: No? What? Are you okay?

by ShrineBow July 20, 2021

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

Buff Tyrone

Buff Tyrone is a slang word for monkey that both either don't follow rules, or annoy other people or just a zimma.

Person 1: You know that kid in class today?

Person 2: Ya what about him?
Person 1: He went total Buff Tyrone when class was about to end.

by I'm The Epic Guy August 31, 2018

Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.

"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."

by Unarmedanddangerous September 20, 2015

Buff Chick

-A female that is intensely bigger than the male/female that said the statement.

-Abbreviation for "buffalo chicken"

Todd: "Bro, look at that buff chick on the squat rack"

Buffalo Wild Wings Employee: "Hello, welcome to Buffalo Wild Wings. Are you all set to order?"

Dwyane: "Eyy wassup. I'll order 8 wings. Half boneless buff chick and the other half lem parm (Lemon Parmasean)"

by Saucey Wave August 4, 2018

Buff and Polish

The action required to look your very best.

It was our first date and I wanted to impress. I took extra time to buff and polish.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016