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Basketball Game

When one man “dribbles” his penis into another mans butthole
Liam and peyton went to a basketball game.
by juan1234321 May 28, 2018
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Cannon Basketball

when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out
bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!
by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021
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Basketball 2.0

Basketball, but points are scored by throwing the ball up through the hoop.

You can use your feet to manipulate the ball.

Points:
1 point if the ball comes back down and hits the rim or backboard.
2 points if the ball falls back down and hits the floor within the free through rectangle.
3 points if the ball falls back down and hits the floor outside of the free through rectangle and inside the 3-point line.
5 points if the ball falls back down and hits the floor outside of the 3-point line.
If any of those shots are made by bouncing the ball off the floor, then thought the bottom of the hoop, the point value is doubled for every landing zone.

If a player on the enemy team catches the ball after it has a been launched though the hoop, the shooting team gets only 1 point, as if the ball had hit the hoop or backboard.
If a player on the shooting team interferes with the ball's fall after being launched through the hoop, no point is scored.

On defense, any measure up to pushing is legal. Any defensive action that causes another player to fall is considered illegal, unless the referee can reasonably determine that the defensive action should not have been forceful enough to knock the player down. Lowering one's shoulder and charging another player is illegal.
Yo, let's play Basketball 2.0! I heard it's a super fun new way to play basketball.
by BallerBoi44 February 10, 2021
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Ballard Basketball

A in-house league where everyone is fucking disabled and they don’t know how to coach. It is in a church where it is so dirty that the court turned dark brown.
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Basketball

Something not everyone feels like watching/playing all summer long, during the most casual time of year there is. The way things were done before the pandemic, where the finals ended a month before late July was good enough, since it was good enough from the creation of the league roughly until the pandemic. There never needed to be an extra month of basketball, where a few people keep changing schedules and games until the team they want to see win finally does.
By late June, people have watched enough basketball, there's no good reason for it to continue a month longer. It doesn't create fatigue for anybody, it's aggravation at a casual time of year not meant for excessive levels of aggravation, and the aggravation is there no matter what team gets the championship. Late summer isn't basketball time because it never was.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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Cooperball basketball

using the Big Man bailout play to foul big men every possession and the Long distance spree to shoot threes with a pick and roll every possession which Jordan Thomas Cooper made.
Cooperball basketball formations were thought to be great by former NBA player Luis Radford.
by Coop Dupe June 8, 2023
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basketball shorts

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.
Basketball shorts are weird and need to be cancelled.
by Nono 23 July 6, 2020
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