Rat Burglar

A female who is morally bankrupt

Shelly is a total rat burglar

by Ermenegildo May 12, 2021

Word Burglar

Noun;

¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.

It has been a long time since the WORD BURGLAR Reggie Regg has burgald my ip. I don't blame him, it's a cultural thing.

by Johnny4zero January 7, 2025

Turd burglar

When my dog sniffs the yard for rabbit poops...and eats them.

"Baxter!...quit being a turd burglar and leave them rabbit turds alone. You better give mama kisses first with that breath!" 🤭

by YOU DONT SAY June 27, 2025

Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

by Captain Duke November 2, 2025

Turd Burglar

When you Dog eats the Cat shit out of the litterbox

Turd Burglar example:

My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!

by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025

Turd Burglar

When your out walking your dog and your partner picks up your dogs freshly laid faeces.

"Oh look Buddy here comes Fiona the Turd Burglar to rob your shit"

by Aldo83 December 4, 2025

Bliss Burglar

Bliss Burglar: A person who steals your happiness when you’re on cloud nine, dragging you down with negativity, doubt, sarcasm, or provoking questions like Why are you so happy? They can be a co-worker, boss, friend, family member, or even a stranger. Bliss burglars take pleasure in killing your buzz and leaving you feeling rock-bottom. Avoid at all costs when you’re feeling happy.

Lee: Bruv, every morning I wake up feeling great happy, there’s always some dickhead ruining my day. Is happiness is a crime nowadays bruv?, Life’s tough enough in the UK already, Bruv.

Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because

There twats bruv LOL.

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 15, 2025