Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Gaynor Basketball

4 Star studded basketball prodigies duke it out in a 2V2 format all while being recorded for their YouTube series.

I'm going to watch Gaynor Basketball

by Drippin Joe April 18, 2023

urban dictionary basketball asshole

I shoved a refrigerator up my ass

Urban dictionary basketball asshole

by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024

basketball enjoyer

Nigger

That basketball enjoyer just stole that lady's purse!

by Ptonomy Wallace August 28, 2023

Lesbian basketball sex

Lesbian Basketball sex is the act of 2 (or more) lesbians having sexual Intercourse while using basketball

Woman 1 Let's switch things up and have lesbian Basketball sex.
Woman 2 Ok let me grab a Basketball.

by Queefmaster682297 September 04, 2023

basketball shorts

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.

Basketball shorts are weird and need to be cancelled.

by Nono 23 July 06, 2020