Neck of Aphrodite

When a person gives oral sex that is so good, the receiver’s reality is mystical. The giver then appears to be the most beautiful person on the planet in the eyes of the receiver.

“Yo Alexandra gave me the neck of Aphrodite last night. I didn’t believe head could be so good. I’d marry her in an instant if she asked me to lmao”

by Huncho kdubbie July 14, 2021

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Employee Performance Appraisal

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.

Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.

by OneMCSOFamily September 8, 2021

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Ivy of Aphrodite

Her hair was blonde and now brunette

Her favourite colour is pink
Her room is pink it looks sooo sleek
Her eyes are endless in my mind
She tries her best to make me smile
Oh oh ivy
Ivyyyyy
Your my worlddd
You make me feel sooo good

A snippet from ivy my world . Now ranked number 1# in simps annual 2023

Dont forget beautiful that i adore you and your wonderful

Ivy of Aphrodite in words is like a lump of coal

When put through enough pressure it becomes a dimmond beautiful and elegant.

One day i hope she will let me give her a dimmond.

by Ivys number #1 fan June 4, 2023

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