back alley lo mein

When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.

Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?

Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?

Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.

by KingPhene February 4, 2024

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Dixie Alley

The drunk step-cousin of tornado alley, areas of the deep south prone to violent tornadoes. The difference between the two is that dixie alley is characterized by hilly terrain and is covered in dense forest. Tornado alley is characterized by its vast plains, making tornadoes easily visible.

In Dixie Alley, you hear a tornado before you see it.

by Tornado Hater November 27, 2023

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back alley butt sex

a woman who lets taking off her slippers and bending over for the biggest cock to take up the arse

christina is def into back alley butt sex

by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023

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Back Alley Hotdog

When a person gives a hobo a handjob. Preferably in an alley.

Last night I totally saw someone giving a back alley hotdog by the bar.

by Hotdog Hobo December 14, 2023

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Alley Trash

The hard to remove bits of (typically cheap) toilet paper, which are left behind when a woman wipes rather than dabs her moist vulva, much to the chagrin of an unsuspecting lover.

I was excited to feast on my girl until I found alley trash in her tunnel of love.

by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022

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