Allahu Akbar

Something funny to say when throwing a paper airplane in class

Person 1: hey throw that paper airplane
Person 2: *throws plane* ALLAHU AKBARRRR

by _Cheezpuff$_ May 12, 2015

Alarka

An hardcore/post-hardcore/progressive band from Asheville, NC. Formed in October of 2009. Sent here from another planet to rip out peoples brainstems.

Alarka was the best band I have every seen live!

by FindNewBandsMan October 16, 2009

Allahu Akbar

Used by Muslim Jihadis when they’re about to commit a terrorist attack

*Ppl minding their business in a store*
Jihadi: Allahu Akbar!!
*explosion*

by AskJarl October 26, 2020

Alarm Cock

When you wake up your girlfriend by slipping your moner (morning wood) into her vagina.

*Guy wakes up in the morning with a moner and sees girlfriend seeping*
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."

by RileyFish April 22, 2015

Agbara

Any substance(commonly drinks) that makes you sexually aroused, turned on, lit etc.

Heyo bruh, pass the Agbara. This chick wants a surprise, I'll give her a heart-attack

by Kenabi-Kray March 16, 2017

prod alarm clock

The use of morning wood to wake your loving partner.

Good morning dear, I think I hear the prod alarm clock going off.

by sidelock2 January 25, 2008

wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010