abs-solutely

When checking out a guy, or just generally crushing on a guy, and you're hunch is that they do have abs, defined or not, this word applies to your feelings of such.

Additionally can be used when talking about all other parts of a guy that you find attractive.

Max: Sup Nadia.
Nadia: *thinking* I'm abs-solutely sure he has a great body *waves and winks*

by #calor June 14, 2016

Zero Abe

A guy that with glitch static abilities

Zero Abe glitching: a error in a device

by Z e r o A B E October 19, 2021

Shinzo Abe

Euphemism for "to assassinate", especially when the assassination is politically motivated.

With how corrupt the president is, I'm surprised he hasn't been Shinzo Abe'd yet.

by Taigas August 3, 2023

Food-Abs

When you go to Mahnin Asian Restaurant, and eat so much food, your stomach feels as though you have a six or possibly eight pack.

Dude I had so much fried rice, I have like eight food-abs.
Jessica's food-abs are so uneven, she needs to go to the gym.

by GrimmyMays August 13, 2014

abe lincoln

Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.

Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!

by Joe Swift June 9, 2007

Kojiro Abe

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Magic Abe

A combination of the houdini and Abe Lincoln. When having sex with a girl from behind, you spit on her back or find some other way into making her think you've ejaculated on her, then cover his face in man juice when she turns around. You then throw pubes on her face (pre-cut or ripped out mid-intercourse if you're manly) which will stick to the semen, giving her an Abe Lincoln beard.

I gave Macee the old Magic Abe last night...needless to say, she'll probably never take her eyes off of me while we're fucking again.

by DirtyFithlyEvilAwful July 15, 2010