cat aids

Noun.

A very unpleasant and undesirable disease; used in comparisons to express the even greater unpleasantness and undesirability of the object to which it is compared.

Simon Amstell (presenter of the BBC show Never Mind the Buzzcocks): "Amy, why don't you do something nice with Katie Melua?"
Amy Winehouse: "I'd rather have cat aids, fank you!"

by GCLMB June 15, 2007

aids-xiety

When you get tested for HIV and spend the next three days going through a mental Rolodex of your horrid past, convinced you're dying until they tell you that you're negative..

Yo, I just got my STD chech, and I'm suffering from a bad case of AIDS-xiety... Let's roll a blunt and watch the Habs crush the Maple Leafs so i can take my mind off of things.

by Pymp514 March 19, 2007

AIDS Vampire

A vampire, with the illness; AIDS.

"You look like an AIDS Vampire today!"
"Yeah i forgot to shave..."

by Luxford December 25, 2008

Alcohol AIDS

The act of depleting your immune system completely due to days of constant alcohol intoxication, thus leaving you susceptible to any illness that befalls you.

"After binge drinking all week long he ended up catching the swine flu. Must have been because of the Alcohol AIDS..."

by Spanks Malone November 30, 2009

Band Aide

Band Aide's Are not groupies. They exist because of the music, they inspire the music. They do not have full intercourse with rock stars, just the odd blow job (unless its someone they seriously LOVE). (Loosly taken from the movie "Almost Famous")

Rocker Dude: so you wanna screw ?
BandAide: Nah i only give blowjobs im only a band aide go find a groupie

by LisaTokyoScene September 7, 2006

limewire AIDS

All the spam and worthless ads for cell phones one will find on Limewire or other similar file sharing sites.

Limewire is great, but for fuck's sake I wish somebody would get rid of all the Limewire AIDS!

by Styxman April 4, 2008

brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.

Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?

by reid_o August 1, 2008