Totes Tarfoff

Totally amazing, awesome, and above human comprehension.

Also see Tarf: Words of Greatness and Praise. Eg...Tarf = Great,Awsome,God,Hotetc

Guy 1: Dude, these fries are beyond fire.
Guy 2: I know they are totes tarfoff!

by BulletMagnet22 April 21, 2024

Tote

Tote is a slang for "carry".

Tote my gun.

by themostOlDB February 12, 2017

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

Totes Flappy Bird

Just really really irritating & frustrating!

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014

Totes

Means a person is understanding the person talking to him and is ready to make big changes

Oh okay I thought you said something about me being gay.

Other person*

Oh it's cool I'm glad we understand each other

Together: totes

by Mojo_Dojo January 23, 2020

totes gressy

Over the top aggressive. 110p. So aggressive your are brutes.

Their ball coach was totes gressy when half the team forgot their extra ball jerseys.

by D100p July 5, 2017

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021